yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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