I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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