I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Vodka?
Forever.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Randomize
