Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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