I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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