Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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