i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you told grandpa to call you daddy
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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