do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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