I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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