You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
this boner is exhausting
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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