i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I cockslap morals
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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