My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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