What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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