Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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