I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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