Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am one with the molecules
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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