I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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