Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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