they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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