So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Randomize