I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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