He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Randomize
