do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's shark week go big or go home
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He shit in the fireplace
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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