quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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