It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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