Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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