i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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