Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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