Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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