Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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