i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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