i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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