i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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