I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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