Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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