STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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