Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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