I love black thongs
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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