i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
high people should be assigned attendants
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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