Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
In other news, I just burned my penis
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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