Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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