If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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