: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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