i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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