i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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