oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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