508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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