And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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