So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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