He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize