I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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