No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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