I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm at about main and main street
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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