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didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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