I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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