Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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