Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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