did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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