Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
