Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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