he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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