I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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