If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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