apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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